The latest example of this is the rumor that the number for information on the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) is 1800FUCKYOU. Hold on to your seats Obama haters, it aint true.
Buzz and I were having breakfast this morning while discussing the hot draft prospects in the WNBA, when we overheard a few customers talking to a waitress. They told her that the number for Obamacare information is 1800FUCKYOU. The waitress was a bit incredulous, but decided to give it a try.
She called the number, and lo and behold, she got a message that said "press one for Obamacare." It was enough to convince her, but like most of the crap fed to us by the right wing and suffers of Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS,) it just isn't true.
Buzz looked up from his WNBA fantasy cheat sheet and said. "Excuse me, what did they use the phrase Obamacare or the Affordable Care Act?'
"Obamacare," was her reply.
Buzz went on to explain that the federal government does not refer to the Affordable Care Act as Obamacare. It refers to the Act by its real name --- The Affordable Care Act. Obamacare is the shorthand name given to it by the media, the right wing, or who really knows who first termed the phrase.
One of the customers thought for a minute, and said, "that handsome gentleman in the tweed jacket and turtle neck is right." Since I was wearing a Nehru jacket, I realized she was referring to Buzz and his Obamacare comment and not my overall choice for first pick in the WNBA draft.
When we got back to the VW Microbus, Buzz powered up the Univac 3000 to do a little research.
He found a snopes.com article. Those who may be unfamiliar with snopes.com should know that snopes.com is a website dedicated to debunking or proving urban legends, myths, rumors, misinformation, and folklore
Here's what they found:
Although 800-318-2596 is the correct phone number for the Health Insurance Marketplace customer service line, and turning its digits into letters as they are found on telephone keypads does produce the phrase 800-FUCKYO (among many other possibilities.) Of course, it only works by ignoring the "1," because standard keypads have no letters on the "1."
Technically, the 800-318-2596 phone number cannot correctly be rendered as
Additionally, the 800-318-2596 phone number wasn't selected by the current administration, as it has been used as a toll-free government number for providing information about Medicare plans since at least as far back as 1999.
The current assignee of the
Sorry we had to debunk this myth for our friends who suffer from ODS and all those innocent people who were duped by another ODS pipedream.
But, alas, there is still hope for ODS suffers, according to Buzz's research on the Univac 3000, the Obamacare death panels have decreed that ODS is a covered affliction under Obamacare, even if it is a pre-existing condition before you sign up for insurance. There is one catch, however, treatment is long term "in-patient" at the FEMA internment camps.