Mitt Romney may have lost the election, because he was not a true Conservative. We had concluded last week that Romney lost because his Conservative message was rejected by the voters. Now we feel compelled to offer caveat in "Why Romney Lost, The Redux."
Just to be perfectly clear, we do not believe a true conservative would have won, because the country has drifted away from their agenda. We do not live in, as we are told by many, a "center right" country. As a whole, the country is pretty much middle of the road, not drinking the kool-aid on either extreme of the political spectrum.
Die hard conservatives never really trusted Mittens, because we believe as they do, that deep down, Mittens is a moderate Republican. The self-branded "severely conservative" governor tried his darndest to talk the conservative talk, but could never walk the conservative walk. When it comes right down to it, you gotta be a true believer to spout off the bat-shit crazy conservative talking points with a straight face.
The statistical post election analysis has shown us that 3,000,000 fewer evangelicals showed up in 2012 compared to 2008. This is due to two interesting factors.
First of all, there is a significant number of evangelicals who really do believe Mormonism is a cult. Buzz and I were cornered by one such young, attractive evangelical on a 5 hour flight to Seattle this past summer. She spent a good hour of the flight explaining to us why Mormonism is a cult.
Buzz and I are not ones to use anecdotal evidence to prove a broad proposition, but we do believe if you find one Mediterranean Fruit Fly in a California avocado, there may be a million more lurking in the orchard. Romney never addressed his Mormonism ala John Kennedy's seminal speech on Catholicism in the 1960 Presidential campaign or Barack Obama's speech on race in 2008. Romney never addressed the 800 pound gorilla in the room.
Secondly, Romney was Pro-Choice in 1994 when he ran against Ted Kennedy. The Anti-Choice (Pro-Life) movement doesn't take kindly to anyone over the age of 10 who hasn't recognized the "self evident fact" that all abortion is murder.
We are not naive enough to believe that this group would ever vote for Obama, but the evidence has shown, time and time again, that this group will stay home on election day. It is sometimes easier to just turn a blind eye to something. This group has been turning a blind eye to science for years, so turning a blind eye to the election is not that much of a stretch.
It's the way you tell 'em
Romney's other problem is best illustrated by the following classic joke.
In prison for the first time, George was
puzzled by a strange ritual that was carried out at night immediately
after the lights were turned off. Someone from another cell called out
"Thirty-seven" and the whole block burst out laughing.
A few moments later another distant voice called out "Sixty-one" and again everyone laughed.
"What do the numbers mean?" George asked his cellmate.
"Down in the prison library there's a big joke book. We've
memorized all the jokes. So now when anybody wants to tell a joke, they
just have to shout out the page number from the book."
George was intrigued and the next day he studied the joke book
in the prison library, writing down the numbers of a few good jokes so
that he could join in the fun that evening.
That night, George decided to take the initiative. Once the
lights had gone off, he called out "Fifty-five." But instead of laughter
there was silence. So he tried again. "Eighty-seven." Again there was
an eerie silence.
He asked his cellmate: "Why is it that when I call out the numbers, nobody laughs?"
His cellmate said: "It's the way you tell 'em."
Romney just never was able to "tell 'em." Yeah, he memorized the lines, but even non-conservatives saw that there was something missing.
Vice Presidential nominee Congressman Paul Ryan was a different story. He is a true believer. Unlike Romney, Ryan was brought up in the Ronald Reagan era, when the moderate Republicans began their swan song. Ryan lives, eats, and breaths conservative dogma, so to him it just naturally rolls off his lips.
**** Buzz did not participate in this post. He is on assignment in
Colorado and Washington state. His return date is unknown. ****
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